Your regular replay of the US satirical-political Daily Show hosted by Jon Stewart. This week, among other topics, he looks at Trump on trial, perhaps his last before he receives a jail sentence rather than a fat fine he says he can’t pay but does. This is Trump, the ‘sharp and focussed’ presidential candidate; he fell asleep at his own trial which could see him jailed.
Can you believe this, Trump, ever awake to a personal boast and a narcissistic remark – to flood victims “Thank you for coming to see me’ – actually found his own misdeeds boring and snoozed off, snoring, saliva dribble from the side of his mouth. Nevertheless, all morning his Truth Social account posted message after message deriding the trial and attacking those he sees as his enemies. And there appears to be lots of them, odd since he’s seen as a cuddly kind of guy.
This incident was reminicent of a boy named Trump. To recsp, an 11-year-old boy called Joshua Trump who was invited by his presidential namesake to his State of the Union speech also fell asleep and woke up to be hailed a hero of the anti-Trump resistance. Joshua is a middle-school student from Delaware. He was invited to the delayed event by Melania Trump. He dropped out of school after being bullied because of his last name.
Back to the New York trial: though the wheels of justice turn slowly, as Scotland knows to its tragic impatience while being plunder by England, (see the male-female hint?) eventually a panel of impartial jurors will do the indispensable public service of listening to testimony about Donald Trump’s ‘mushroom dong‘, what sort of mushroom, and smaller than his small hands and brain. On that basis, the jurers may have to sit through a breadline of female complainers. He snoozed lonng enough for a court artist to sketch his physog and colour it in!
Despite being ordered by the court not to talk about the case publicly, Trump floated a new line of defense from toutside the court, calling the payments to Stormy Daniels a “legal expense”. (Stop giggling at the back!) He claims he didn’t have sex with Stormy Daniels, he just paid her $130,000 out of the goodness of his heart,.
I can’t get my head around it, paying a woman to keep her quiet about having sex with you while your wife is at home with your newborn baby isn’t illegal in America. It’s just sleikit, sly and morally unscrupulous, What is illegal is falsifying records to make it look as if business expense, like a long taxi cab ride, or dinner for six friends at an expensive Manhattan restaurant, so folks didn’t know he’s a lying, cheating scumbag. He could have saved himself the trouble paying out all that hush money because we all knew he was a sleazy sumbag before he was arraigned and put on trial.
For readers suffering a degree of confusion, let’s be clear about which trial this is. This is not the classified documents trial, not the January 6 trial, not the Georgia Rico trial, not the sexual assault pussing grabbing trial, not the defamation trial, and not the real estate trial. No, siree. This is the porn money to hush up a hooker and sex trial. Well, it’s better than an episode of Riverside.
Sleepy Joshua Trump (no relative) during the State of the Union address with fellow special guest Grace Eline and Melania Trump. Photo: Mandel Ngan
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