The Infamous Ledger

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Far too many people talk of the British Isles as ‘England.’ English do it as a matter of course. Foreigners do it. It’s endemic, a recurrent howler, and a colonial mentality. Scots take it for granted English speak with pride of their country but don’t mean Scotland. They mean the United Kingdom as if England. Or England alone.

If Lord Nelson can get it wrong, “England expects every man to do his duty” then we should expect others will make the same egregious error – five ships were captained by Scots, his crews Scots, Welsh and Irish. The unthinking presume Britain is England.

It’s one thing to have pride in your country’s heritage, to be patriotic, quite another to think your country so superior to other countries you demote them, or forget they exist. Under the terms of the Treaty between Scotland and England, Scotland has its own institutions and law, institutions frequently assumed part of England’s social systems.

The confusion begins with what to call the United Kingdom without demoting England’s place in it – Britain, Britannia, Great Britain, British Isles, the United Kingdom, ‘this Sceptre’d isle’, or if drunk on patriotism, Albion. Residents are Brits, imbued with that abstract, nebulous thing called ‘Britishness’, but exactly what is a “Brit?”

Here are everyday examples of Britain spoken of as if England. When readers find any examples please send them in –  most recent entries are at the top of the list.

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“Why are Kurdish and Catalan independence OK, but not British independence?” asks Daniel Hannan in a ‘Politics Today’ website, meaning England whilst arguing Scotland doesn’t count. “Scotland lost.”

“Great to see Last Night of the Proms a celebration of English tradition and patriotism, only spoiled by the morons waving EU tatty flags.” A musically illiterate tweet from somebody called Malcolm Wood. It seems the BBC reduced the British event to English only compositions, and expelled all non-English players from the orchestras performing. It goes without saying all European instruments were banned, and only English created musical instruments played, such as the sackbut and the psaltery. The Proms are held in the London’s grand Albert Hall – named after Prince Albert, born in the Saxon duchy of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld to a family connected to many of Europe’s ruling monarchs. BBC will have to move the event to the Duck and Pond pub.

“UK water privatisation looks little more than an organised rip-off.” The Financial Times assumes Scotland is England. Scotland’s water remains in Scottish public hands. It isn’t metered. We pay for it in our annual local rates, the money reinvested in the water industry. One of the pluses of living in a country with a heavy rainfall.

“The amount of steel cable used on this new bridge can almost stretch around the equator – take a look at the British engineering triumph.” SKY News indulging in propaganda to teach those Scotties a lesson about the new Queensferry Crossing Bridge over the River Forth. Not a penny came from the ‘British’ treasury to pay for it. It was financed completely by Scotland and completed under budget.

“Who speaks for England? – and by ‘England’ we mean the United Kingdom.” Paul Dacre, right-wing editor-in-chief and hypocrite of the Eurocynical Daily Mail, a celebrity gossip rag. He benefitted from at least £88,000 in subsidies from the European Union his country houses in Sussex, and the Scottish Highlands in 2014, a 20,000-acre stretch of moorland near Ullapool. A man has to protect his interests.

“If Scotland goes independent we will lose the British Open. That will be terrible.” President Trump on golf as the last straw. It’s actually called ‘The Open’, and it’s in St Andrews, home of golf, which happens to be in Scotland.

“Britain is unique among modern developed economies in sucking the creative juices from provinces to capital.” Simon Jenkins in the Guardian discussing where the UK parliament could be cited while the old is renovated at billions of a cost. We’re all part of Greater England, or perhaps he means Greater London, like Watford. Cities most mentioned as temporary sites are Manchester, Leeds, Birmingham, but as a UK parliament ne-er a word about Scotland or Wales. It is, after all, seen as an English-only possession, but a UK parliament when it suits them to keep the Scots happy.

“The UK and Spain have been partners and allies for over 500 years.” An official tweet from the UK Foreign Office. Yes, the actual Foreign Office, not a parody account.  The UK only came into being in 1707, and there is the small matter, you could say skirmish, of the Spanish Armada (1588) the Battle of Trafalgar (1805) and Gibraltar to take into account.

“Britain gave us [the Tory Party] a mandate to leave the EU.” Theresa May and almost every other empire loyalist who sings Rule Britannia in the bath. Only middle-England voted to dump Europe.

“Theresa May’s DUP deal could put confidence back into provincial Britain” The sub-heading on a Guardian article by Simon Jenkins again, usually a smart writer.
 “The SNP is tantamount to an illegal occupation by a foreign power.” Simon Heffer in The Telegraph reminds us England rules the UK. ‘Equal partners’ be advised.
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 “Think what we can do when we have free trade deals with America, where they still have a ban on British haggis” Boris Johnson, arch waffler, the Englishman’s fart cushion, implying free trade with the USA is ours for the asking, haggis an English dish.
“Their [SNP] specific aim might be the break-up of the very country in whose parliament they sit.” David Warburton Tory MP, like others of a colonial mentality, still living in the 18th century, the parliament of its joint nations England’s parliament alone.
“As the late Janis Joplin almost sang, for England’s fringe nations, freedom is starting to look like a word for “nothing left to lose.” Adam Bolton SKY TV reporter letting us know he thinks if you’re not England you’re nothing.
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“Scotland has every right to call a referendum, but we Brits see things differently.” Lord Heseltine, Tory grandee on BBC radio letting us know Scots are Scots, but by god, sir, Brits are English through and through! This defines precisely the ambiguity once and for all, answering my question in the preface, “What is a Brit?”

“The Kremlin loving SNP cannot be allowed to break our United Kingdom.” Multiple felonies here: Con Coughlin, the Telegraph’s defence editor and Churchill fan, simultaneously smearing Scotland’s elected administration, asking  readers to leave their brains at home to accept only SNP’s membership vote for them not thousands of Scots, English, Italians, Polish and the like, and as is the tradition of a colonial mind, he’s pretending the UK is England. His shrill diatribe is normally called a first draft, the one the rest of us junk to write something better considered.

“The SNP is playing political games with our country.” Theresa May, UK Prime Minister letting the world know England owns the United Kingdom. Unwittingly, she also implies the ‘union of equals’ she and other hypocritical Tories talk of, doesn’t exist.

“Tell Salmond Scotland have been given 200.000.000 millions today from hard working British English people, so don’t keep being a Arse.” [sic] John Mahoney, racist and failed grammarian, making his feelings felt on Twitter after an LBC radio interview with former First Minister, Alex Salmond, now an MP. Mahoney doesn’t identify what the sum is that he refers to: flue jabs, bees, a murmur of starlings; it could be anything. What it is not is Treasury hand-outs.

“Britain is a nation with the right to rule itself…faced with the contemporary resurgence of regional or tribal uprisings it’s the ancient British Isles that must hold itself together…” Melanie Philips writing her usual bilge in the Times newspaper assuming Britain is England, and Ireland not really a nation, she quite unable to throw off her colonial mentality in this ‘contemporary’ age. Scotland was a nation centuries before England existed.

“Those who love their country would never seek to divide it!” Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the Labour party to a straggle of disaffected supporters in Perth, confusing England with Scotland, oblivious to the fact Scots have no wish to divide England.

“For thousands of years Britain has ruled in a wonderful way, we’ve been a light into the world” says a deluded woman who tends chickens and has a picket fence around her cottage, living sometime in the early 1920s. She was commenting on BBC Television’s weekly pundit gabfest, Question Time broadcast from Torquay.

“Tonight the NHS collapsed. Red cross have been called in due to the ‘humanitarian crisis’ facing the UK. Seriously.” Jeremy Corbyn, Labour leader (kinda) in England, reminding people that he still can’t accept there are two nations in the UK, each has its own health service.

“We shall soon be landing in Her Majesty’s United Kingdom.” British Airways pilot. Well, there you go; as if she is not wealthy enough. (Supplied by Owen Jones.)

“The Top Ten Festive Pubs in the United Kingdom,” goes the Guardian’s Christmas headline showing photographs and some description of good honest pubs for a decent pint of beer or ale, not one in Scotland, Wales, or Northern Ireland.

“[England’s] NHS beds crises exiles children to Scotland for specialist care.” The Guardian assuming UK is England; to go beyond is to be ‘exiled’ to a foreign country.

“The UK represents the best possible way to redistribute wealth across the country.” Kezia Dugdale, the intellectually challenged leader of Labour’s Scottish group, in an interview with BBC Scotland’s Gary Robertson. According to her logic that makes the UK the third country in the UK, after… erm… Scotland and England.

“Murray England’s Best Hope in Games.” Daily Express headline on tennis great Andy Murray playing for Great Britain.

“You know, I always like people [racing drivers] who race for their country. Stirling Moss always drives English.” Jay Leno, former talk show host and car nut on Stirling Moss who raced predominantly Germany’s Mercedes-Benz and Porsche.

“You have a wonderful British accent.” American interviewer to actor Hugh Grant. For the record, Grant has Scottish grandparents, wealthy ship builders.

“Your wonderful Queen of England.” French politician of HRH Queen Elizabeth II, a frequent error. Her title is not ‘Queen of England’.

“The UK economy needs HS2.” David Higgins, Chairman HS2, selling the High-Speed Train proposal that will travel only as far as Manchester from London.

“Familiar British Modernists at Kettle’s Yard.” Andrew Lambirth, normally accurate art critic of The Spectator, on a Cambridge exhibition in which not a single Scottish modernist was represented.

“Of course Cameron [UK Prime Minister] will have to resign if there’s a Yes win. He can’t say, “But I can keep my job?” He will be told, “No, you lost the country we are supposed to control.” Fraser Nelson, editor of The Spectator, and a Scot, speaking on the Andrew Marr Show; a Freudian slip admitting the existence of Scottish MPs in the House of Commons does not constitute a democratic balance – England still controls Scotland. Fraser pronounces parliament as ‘parley-a-mint’, hence, a man not to be trusted.

“Can a fruitcake represent British interests in the European parliament?” Stewart Lee, stand-up comedian, an Observer column on the traditional “English” festive fruitcake … “since Dicken’s day.”

“Quarter of asthma sufferers receive unsatisfactory care.” Report from the Royal College of Physicians relating only to England’s health service broadcast as if UK-wide. A common occurrence. Scotland has its own NHS, and its own asthma sufferers!

“Too many foreign players are ruining the national team.” Greg Dyke to SKY newscaster about the Premier English football team. (Scottish teams Rangers and Celtic were refused admission to the English premier league.)

“Now that planning regulations are relaxed we are addressing the need for new house building.” Danny Alexander, Chief Secretary to the UK Treasury, a Scot, confusingly talking about the English system of house building  not Scotland.

“Tomorrow is ‘Great British Sale Away’ day- free Union Jacks for all!” Burser’s announcement, complete with rousing English national music, on P&O mediterranean cruise ship of non-“Brits” as well as English passengers.

“Heathrow is the airport for the capital city of our country! Be proud of it.” Piers Morgan again, this time on BBC’s Question Time, demanding another runway  for England and more planes.

“England’s great for sports. We invented football, tennis, golf, water polo, table tennis…” Idiot radio sports commentator narrating off-the-cuff.

“We must promote British values in our schools!” Michael Gove, MP,  UK Secretary of State for Education, talking about English schools in an English educational system, and without defining exactly what are ‘British’ values.

“I’d be sorry to see you lose Scotland.” Hillary Clinton, her howler of a remark altered by most of the dishonest British press to read, “I’d be sorry to see Britain lose Scotland.” (It should be United Kingdom.)

“I am confident it’ll be another spectacular performance by Team GB.”  William Hague, Foreign Secretary on the 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow in which no such team as ‘Team GB’ competed. 

“Well, England is out of the cup but at least we’ve got Murray at Wimbledon. He’s English.” “No. He’s British.” SKY Television newsreader ‘correcting’ TV pundit.

“If Scotland became independent it’s inconceivable the British Navy would ever place orders there again.” UK government spokesperson on why the UK Parliament is hostile to the spread of democracy in the ‘English’ isles, better known as the British Isles.

“Are Britons Really the World’s Worst Tourists?” Guardian headline that goes on to discuss only English tourists.                                                                                 

“Britain’s mortal enemy – the French.” Narration in BBC TV series, ‘Shipwrecks: Britain’s Sunken History.’ Scotland has never ever been at war with the French.                                                                                                                                                                            “Penelope Keith on a journey quintessentially British –  English villages.” BBC Television trailer for yet another ‘Best of Britain’ series wholly restricted to England.

“It was Churchill’s genius to find the words that spoke for England.” Former BBC Newsnight presenter Jeremy Paxman wiping out Scotland’s sacrifice in World War II.

“A Bulldog, the national dog of Great Britain.” Presenter at Crufts 2015 Dog Show.                                                                                                                                                                                “It’s concerning for democracy, and the safety of our nation.” Anna Soubry, Tory MP, like many another Tory before her confusing the United Kingdom with England. On the Andrew Marr show she ranting at Alex Salmond for Scotland daring to expect to share democratic power at Westminster if duly elected by enough voters.

“These are unlikely to make much of a cross-continental impact and, ironically, might see a little recovery by the now leading pro-European mainstream party, the Liberal Democrats.” The Independent newspaper (1 December 2016). A subtle one this – for “mainstream” read English – an article looking at key elections of 2017.

“And now, welcome Ed Miliband, the next prime minister of England!” Delia Smith, cook, introducing a man who has never held a job in his life.

“Why is the Cabinet Secretary seeing Nicola Sturgeon on Friday? She’s not running for parliament. A regional MP dictating to the country.” Andrew Pierce, a regional political hack, and garrulous SKY pundit.

“A secret task force has been set up by the Bank of England to research the economic shock England would experience if it chose to leave the EU.”  Telegraph newspaper. Scotland gets a ‘shock’ too.

“We want England to get douze [twelve] points!”  Twitter feed to Eurovision Song Contest presenter, the Irish Graham Norton, when it’s United Kingdom participating.

“Tax cuts [we] voted for in the last election.” BBC television reporter, dishing out more propaganda while ignoring Scotland voted against them.

We can look forward to a rousing match England versus Australia” Sue Barker making the umpteenth tennis faux pas commentating on the Davis Cup  – it’s Great Britain versus ‘separatist’ Australia.

“It’s an honour to be elected leader of the Labour party. The honour isn’t about holding office – it is about the opportunity to serve you in the fight to get a better government for our country.”  Jeremy Corbyn on being elected Labour leader and reminding Scots he talks of England.

‘On The Brink’ – what are the UK’s top 10 at-risk buildings? The BBC at its best, talking exclusively of Victorian buildings in England and Wales.

Wales and Scotland are smaller than other parts of England.” Kezia Dugdale, verbally accident prone ‘leader’ of Labour’s increasingly inept Scottish (branch) office speaking on EBC Welsh Radio.     

“Surely England and France can sort it out?” SKY newsreader to SKY journalist about immigrant ‘problem’. The journalist replied, “Yes, the government of Great Britain will have the answer.

“The Scottish nurse who survived Ebola has been found to retain the virus, but it’s not transmitted by touch.” BBC newsreader making sure we understand she’s not English, and its an unusual complication of the infection. The English nurse cured was always referred to as ‘British’. Newspapers carried the same bias.

“If you want to know what England will look like under Jeremy Corbyn, the answer would not be far off what the SNP is doing in Scotland.” ‘One Nation’ article written by arch Tory, Professor Adam Tomkins, doing his loopy best to scare the crap out of English.

“The things I do for England.” James Bond in too many Bond films, and Daniel Craig lately in ‘SPECTRE’. Can’t wait for a 007 to say, the things I do for the UK., but am not holding my breath.

“The Scots no longer think it worthwhile belonging to England.” Peregrine Worsthorne, New Statesman interview.

“This is not about us leaving and turning into some horrible foreigners.” The infamous English suspicion of what they themselves call, ‘Johnny Foreigner’ on the lose once again, discussing the UK leaving the European Union. Andrew Gimson on  Jeremy Vine Show.

“The Sealand Gazette (est. 1707) is the newspaper of record for the modern-day United Kingdom, for people who increasingly wish they could retreat to their own country in the middle of the North Sea.” Gazette advert. So there you are; you’re not hip or fashionable or indeed one of us, unless you want complete isolation from the rest of the world. And those expats living cheap in sun kissed Spain, come home!

“Why are we even contemplating this division and madness?” Aging rebel George Galloway on the Scottish Referendum. And only a few months later: “We don’t want to be dictated to by other countries. We want our people to choose our government and thus our direction.” Galloway on England’s European Referendum. Miraculously he manages to face both directions at once, but the fedora hatted poseur will never question the glaring contradiction. He is not self-critical.

“Are we really too small, too weak and too powerless to make a success of self-rule?” Michael Gove, Unionist, arguing the case to isolate the entire United Kingdom from those Euro types, and throw up barriers and walls. Familiar?

“Our sovereignty of the seas is at stake.” Heading over a Sunday Express article on England’s In-Out referendum on Europe. Note the plural “seas”. Next to the heading is a  photograph of the White Cliffs of Dover, plus Britannia with a Union Jack on her shield, a lion at her feet, Scotland nowhere to be seen.

“I ask the question: Is Europe ‘them’, or ‘us’? Nick Robinson, BBC in-house journalist speaking and thinking as only an isolationist Englishman can, for England, not Scotland.

“The British are doing well at the Open. Five Englishmen in the top ten.” BBC Breakfast Show presenter happy to see the golf tournament populated only by English.

“England is an island, and we should be proud.” And also, “England should be England”, Ian Botham on referendum to leave the European Union, former cricketer, weed smoker, and breakfast cereal and foot massage salesman.

“I believe in England, and I believe we shall go forward.” Old Etonian, novelist and essayist, George Orwell, writing in 1941, on ‘Britain’ accepting refugees.

“Once you say you can’t govern Scotland unless you have a majority in Scotland that is equivalent to saying Scotland should be a separate country.” Disgraced Tory MP with the strangled vowels, Malcolm Rifkind, ever the arrogant one, pontificating on why Labour lost power in Scotland, forgetting Scotland is a separate country but ruled by England.

“I read the news today, oh boy. The English army had just won the war.” From the Beatles Sergeant Pepper’s album, the song “A Day in the Life.”  (Submitted by J. Mckay)

“Actually, the English generally mean the UK when talking about our country, and yes, that includes Scotland, as that’s part of the country we live in.” Deluded contributor on a social media site criticising this very topic whilst simultaneously proving the point of it by making the same dumbass error. “Our” country – which country is he referring to? There are two countries in the UK in a Treaty, and four nations in the Union. You can argue Northern Ireland is an artificial nation, but it enjoys an almost autonomous role in the UK, unlike Scotland.

“There is still too much lingering truth about Britain losing an empire and not finding a role. The more reluctant our embrace of our Europeanness, the more exceptionalist colonial-era British habits of thought and culture linger on, still subtly influencing the way parts of this country think about defence, hierarchy, schooling, foreigners – and Britishness.” Columnist Martin Kettle in the Guardian thinking he’s being forthright and candid about the ‘British’ character, unconsciously referring to the English malady of colonialism, when the Scots make plain time and time again they wish to remain a full member of the European community. A case of “What do you mean ‘we’, Kemosabe?”

“You don’t even want to be part of my country, England… So why the hell should I listen to you???” ‘Kerry’ railing at Nicola Sturgeon on Twitter, and showing how dumb a blonde can really be to fit the stereotype.

“British soccer fans and locals clash in Marseille as Euro 2016 opens.” Reuter’s headline describing English supporters for the England team in France.

“Protect England. Vote LEAVE. The EU is trying to break up England.” Banner on a van in London blasting out Vera Lynn songs during the UK’s referendum on Europe, implying England will be broken up in shires if the dastardly foreigners get their way.

“Today the Mail asks a question of profound significance to our destiny as a sovereign nation and the fate of our children and grandchildren. Who will speak for England?” An editorial from the UK tabloid’s far-right editor, Paul Dacre, against EU membership, the same who orchestrated a campaign against Scotland’s civil rights, coincidentally forgetting to mention his personal land investments in Scotland. He’s almost certainly instrumental in getting dropped serial womaniser and part-time circus clown Boris Johnson as a candidate for Tory leadership, he and Rupert Murdoch.

“I voted out because I think it’s good the country want to stand on its own two feet. Scotland’s another thing. If they want to stay in it they’ll have to join up with the EU, go to use their Euro, and then we can just put a fence right across, and then they can get their own passports. I thought Scotland was part of England, but it’s quite obvious they don’t want to be, do they?” Vince from Hull, owner of a car tyre shop, interviewed on SKY News about why he voted to leave Europe, apparently proud of a colonial mentality.

“I don’t feel British. I am French. I don’t have that association with England.” Nicole Farhi, (Lady Hare) former dress designer now sculptor, wife of English playwright David Hare, guest on  BBC radio’s Desert Island Discs.

“Scotland was one of only three major regions to vote to stay in the EU.” Daily Mail drivel reducing a nation to a region. Scotland voted to stay European. Most of England – except London – voted to leave Europeans free of English.

“This evil referendum [Brexit] has driven a wedge between me and my partner. We’re in midlife and have no children. My parents were immigrants – my mother Scottish, my father a British Indian soldier who came to the UK after the war. I was brought up to be open and accepting of other cultures.” A confused wife writing to Mariella Frostrup’s agony column, explaining how tolerant she is of Scottish immigrants to England.

“The riots started in Tottenham, spread throughout London, and then Liverpool, Coventry, Manchester, and the rest of the country”. Documentary maker on BBC Radio implying the ‘rest of the country’ includes Scotland where there were no riots. The BBC radio announcer repeated the error.

“Well, well, Andy Murray is our flag bearer at Rio on Friday.” ‘Tarli’ on Twitter, misleadingly claiming Murray will hold aloft the red cross of St George at the start of the Olympic Games, and not Team GB’s Union Jack.

“The English team can learn a lot from these other countries.” Colonial minded English commentator on 2016 Olympic Team GB (meaning all nations) hockey match.

“It’s basically the English team.” Brazenly colonial minded English commentator on 2016 Olympic Team GB’s Rugby Seven. And so the insult continues unabated….

“England is an island.” The headline under a photograph of the White Cliffs of Dover on Babbel’s foreign language site.

“Fiji are giving a demonstration of pure class. England dispatched New Zealand.” Guardian newspaper sports journalist, no doubt presaging a ton of similar Team GB howlers emanating from the 2016 Olympics.

“And Murray coming over to a little band of English supporters”. The gift that keeps on coming; a BBC commentator at the Olympics as Murray playing for Team GB wins again. The ‘little band’ was a group of Scots.

“To shoot grouse you have to be exceedingly rich: it costs around £7,000 per person per day. The owners of grouse moors, who are also exceedingly rich, justify these fees by ensuring that there are vast numbers of birds to shoot. This requires, across great tracts of our uplands, the elimination of almost everything else.” “Our uplands” [my emphasis] the possessive shorthand description of the Scottish Highlands coined by the Guardian’s resident intellectual and independence supporter, the normally precise conservationist George Monbiot.

“The end result is collective triumph, driven by familiar success in the sports that combine engineering, equipment and execution. Team GB has now effectively hit its target of a best ever away Games medal total, beating the mark set in Beijing with five days to go. Bring on the great – not to mention the greatly improved central-government funding in key targeted areas.” Guardian sports writers overlooking the UK Treasury ‘removal’ of over £118 million pounds from the sports section of the Scottish Lottery Fund, money taken to subsidise the gross overspend on London’s ‘Lympics. It has never replaced the money causing planned sports facilities, events, and grants to individuals to be cancelled. In addition, a key attack line of unionists is to suggest the SNP government is “too centralised” in decision making.

“A Yacht Voyage Around  England” by W.G.H Kingston, a travel book published late in the 19th century, republished in 20o8, in which out intrepid seafaring diarist includes Scotland … as England, and Wales too, just to ensure we understand which is the dominant nation. For the link click on the co-ordinate in Stoker’s post in the comments section below.

“Britain has spoken.” “We must appeal to Middle-England.” Lord Mitchell, Labour peer resigning over Jeremy Corby’s re-election by a larger majority than before, both statements uttered to a television interviewer in the same breath. His first statement relates to Brexit and is a lie. Scotland, London, and regions of England voted to stay in Europe. Middle-England voted to leave, presuming life tolerable without ‘foreigners’.

“UK-level shows involved more lucrative secondary broadcasting and distribution rights and were a shop window for Scottish companies at the UK and global level, which regional-only shows could not offer.” An unnamed television executive debating the paucity of BBC spend in Scotland against the huge license fee it extracts, while exhibiting his colonial mentality by reducing Scotland to a region.”

“And who are the British? The result of the referendum showed that the country is heavily polarised.” Having acknowledged the UK is actually two nations, a German expressing her anxieties in the Guardian over middle-England dumping Europe and blocking all immigration, reverts to the standard error.

Britain voted to Leave because the Remain campaign sucked.” Loquacious left-wing political pundit Owen Jones proving his mentality is England pinned. Scotland, Northern Ireland, London, and Gibraltar voted to stay in friendship and co-operation with Europe.

And its here, in the Queen of England’s own venue, St Martin’s in the Field, that the orchestra will play.” James May of  Top Gear laddite fame, explaining where he will conduct his rag-bag amateur orchestra, in an episode of his Man Lab television series.

 

 

 

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40 Responses to The Infamous Ledger

  1. Bugger (the Panda) says:

    The jay Leno one is odd, his Mother is Scottish.

  2. Grouse Beater says:

    That’s true – and he boasts about his Scottish mother and Italian father. (Same as I do!)

  3. Roll_On_2014 says:

    I can remember the msm labeling the riots a few years ago as UK ones, when in fact they were English.

  4. Grouse Beater says:

    Good reminder – we’re subjected to that day in, day out, chatter on English issues as if they affect the entire British Isles and all the protectorates and Commonwealth – prime item top of the news!

  5. Connor Mcewen says:

    Sheesh Grousebeater yir fairly grousin on but ye cannae beat a good grouse

  6. Grouse Beater says:

    I used to drink that whisky until the sod company director advocated we vote No! A cousin (once removed) got married in the distillery only a few years ago. And to think I fed their famous mouse catcher of a cat.

  7. YESGUY says:

    They just cannot get it right GB.
    Re read this after link on Wings. Glad you put it there. Nice wee reminder.
    Brilliant.

  8. Jimbo says:

    “England expects every man to do his duty”

    Had the Union not came about, Scotland’s navy, instead of being annexed into the English navy, could very well have been on the side of their long time French allies at the battle of Trafalgar.

  9. Grouse Beater says:

    Almost certainly.

  10. Robert Peffers says:

    Sorry Grouse Beater but you are wrong. There are several British states and the United Kingdom is only one of them. The others are the Independent Republic of Ireland plus the other three that are the non-UK, Crown Protectorate – The Bailiwick of Jersey, The Bailiwick of Guernsey and the Isle of Man.

    The United Kingdom is a state but not a single country. It is composed of two former independent kingdoms and the old English Kingdom of 1706/7 was composed of three countries in a Constitutional Monarchy. The United Kingdom’s full title is, “Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland”. It is British but not Britain. and it is the United Kingdom that Scotland wants to end – not Britain.

  11. Grouse Beater says:

    It’s good shorthand. But Britain isn’t as claimed, a ‘single nation’.

  12. hektorsmum says:

    On the British Sailaway on P&O, what really annoyed us was the one they held leaving Martinique, to the rousing chorus of “There will always be an England”.

    My cabin was beneath the deck, I was not in attendance, among many other things on their ships which has ensured I will never travel with them again.

    You can add Obama to your list on the Queen of England, though I understand it is one of her titles as the Kingdoms were never merged apparently and she is separately Her Grace Queen of Scots. Ah I see Robert also mentions her other one that of Her Maj the Queen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. She chooses what she acknowledges, sadly, and has never been put into her box about it. She used to fly the English Quartering of her Standard here, she was told enough times, don’t know if she still does, but the Lord Lyon has enough to say about lesser mortals.

  13. It’s not the British Isles – it’s Britain and Ireland – stick your cultural ignorance where the sun does not shine

  14. Grouse Beater says:

    Eh? It’s the United Kingdom of Great Britain and NORTHERN Ireland.

    I don’t call the UK the British Isles, I’m quoting others.

    Is Friday night pub night, or are you spoiling for a fight? Am happy to take on a clown. [For reader information, Cadogen (Square) Enright is a councillor in Downpatrick, Ireland.]

  15. McDuff says:

    A typical line is “……..a great English victory but at a cost of 7000 British dead”.
    Dad`s Army song “……….if you think old England`s done”.
    You could go on and on. There has never been a United Kingdom only an England, and Scotland`s changing population is slowly making that come true.

  16. Grouse Beater says:

    Certainly true – the slogan, Britain is ill, cure England first is now ignore because England recklessly contracted the social disease and past it to the rest of us.

  17. James Mckay says:

    “I read the news today….Oh, boy. The English army had just won the war.” – The Beatles A Day In The Life.

  18. Grouse Beater says:

    Added to list – many thanks!

  19. hettyforindy says:

    “We demand the Scottish MOD stop bomb blasts that are killing Pilot Whales”.

    A very recent massive petition, which took me hours to send emails to insist they take it down as there is no such thing as a ‘Scottish MOD’. When I contacted Care2, they shrugged and said contact the petitioner, which took me to signing the petition so I could write a huge comment and complaint. By that time, the people signing had made the most hateful comments aimed at the Scottish government.

    Care2 have yet another UK wide petition about lack of nursery care and nurseries closing due to under funding, they mean England, it is aimed at the ‘government’ with no mention of the fact it is the London, UK government and not the Scottish government cutting back on nurseries.

    I also saw an article by Greenpeace, on Facebook yesterday saying that Scotland, particularly the Highlands have the highest amount of electric car charge ports in the UK, possibly Europe(?). One commenter said, ‘if Scotland can do that, anyone can’. It was meant as a cynical comment which I had to respond to at length.

    Having to correct people daily now on the devolved matters, on the fact that the Scottish parliament is not responsible for the UK cuts etc. Incredibly annoying and time consuming.

    Basically, Scotland is just a very useful, but at the same time made out to be a useless appendage to their England, some minds are very small.

  20. Language is inextricably linked to consciousness
    Colonialists speak about my country of scotland in this awful way,
    Scotland is still seen as a colony, but hey soon to change…
    The writing is on the wall!

  21. Connor McEwen says:

    O.K. Grousy – came via Wings.
    I am not a film buff but love yir details though pedantic obsessive, critics wid say.
    Rab. Peffers arguments could be handy in law for Indy.

  22. Grouse Beater says:

    You’re welcome. 🙂

  23. Jimbo says:

    The latest one: Just after Andy Murray beat Del Potro to win the Olympic gold medal Andy walks across to three guys wearing Scotland shirts, tam o’shanters on their heads and Scotland flags draped over their shoulders. The BBC commentator says: “He’s coming over to a little band of English supporters”.

    It’s the London Broadcasting Corporation – It’s what we’ve come to expect from them.

  24. Stoker says:

    Hi Grouse,

    No idea how to contact you so just thought I would drop this here, a jolly good adventurous read and a good few snippets to add to the collection: “A Yacht Voyage Round England”

    http://www.bluemoment.com/voyagearoundengland.html

    Personally, I absolutely love those parts of England they refer to as Wales and Scotland.

  25. Grouse Beater says:

    Bloody hell, Stoker, that’s an absolute cracker, and all-time classic!

    It goes into the infamous Ledger as an entry of special curiosity. Many thanks!

  26. Well done, Stoker. That account reads like the olden days!

  27. sandycraig says:

    In the book The Hollow Drum by Arnold Kemp in chapter 25 he states:
    ” In 1993 in a speech to the US Press Club, Chris Patten, then Governor General of Hong Kong, referred throughout to England in his references to the UK.

  28. Grouse Beater says:

    Thanks for that, Sandy. Patton didn’t distinguish himself well for his later job as BBC Chairman.

  29. Sandy says:

    Scottish, English, Welsh, Northern Irish, British, the British Isles, an archipeligo. Would Patrick O’Connor of Cork refer to himself as British?

  30. Grouse Beater says:

    If he preferred he could, for whatever personal reason. There are a few Irishmen who still identify with England. But to me he’d be an odd Irishman who places his own nation’s concerns second, the point of the list being to illustrate those who see all of it as England only. In the colonial mind the political problems and interests of England are, ipso facto, the same concerns for everybody else. And we all eat jellied eels as a national dish.

  31. “We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France.” The Duke of Wellington.

  32. Grouse Beater says:

    Only an Irishman or a Scotsman or a Welshman can become more English than the English. Irish Wellington’s remark is new to me, Conan, but insightful. Today in the good old liberal (sarcasm) Guardian there’s a long article on the rebranding of France’s right-wing party of Le Pen, as if the UK’s multifarious right-wing parties are not of the same calibre.

  33. Richard Jenkins says:

    Anne Robinson announcing the 100 greatest Britons naming Boadicea/Boudicca/ Buddug as brave ENGLISH queen fighting the Romans! She managed this 800 years before the existence England! Buddug spoke a form of Welsh!

  34. broadbield says:

    I believe Wellington was one of the “Anglo-Irish” aristocracy and considered himself to be English and regarded the Irish as “cannon fodder”. Any parallels there? Apparently he also didn’t say “just because you are born in a stable does not make you a horse”, but it was said about him. http://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/wellington-won-battle-of-waterloo-200-years-ago-but-irish-rejected-his-legacy-1.2254416

  35. Grouse Beater says:

    Rather like Pooh author A.A.Milne. Reduced his first names to initials to hide his Scots origins, and took to walking about his estate wearing plus fours and a deer stalker hat.

  36. Andy in Germany says:

    “Far too many people talk of the British Isles as ‘England.’ English do it as a matter of course. Foreigners do it. It’s endemic, a recurrent howler, and a colonial mentality.”

    This is why I say I’m “British”, not English, to make the point there’s more than one nation.

  37. Sandy says:

    Andy,
    Reply as SCOTTISH. There is NO nation or country known as Britain. Have had quite extensive travel throughout Western Europe &, letting it be known that I was Scottish, the aura completely changed. England is not exactly a great flavour on the continent, now or ever previously.
    Makes me feel a bit sorry for the English ‘Joe Blogs’. Blame the arrogant ‘I am English’ brigade.

  38. Andy in Germany says:

    That’d be a bit cheeky as I’m not (yet) Scottish and have no claim to be, but I really, really loathe English nationalism, and as has been discussed before, without the post-empire. arrogant superiority complex of Little England, there isn’t much left of an identity for us.

    I suppose my thinking is coloured by experience here in Germany, because the states were seperate countries before becoming part of the Federal Republic. People here identify by their state within Germany, but will say thay are ‘German’ outside of the country. I appreciate that we are a federal state, and not a unitary state, and we have a more functional democracy where no one state can dictate to the others, but it is still ‘artificial’ in the sense that it is a political union.

    This, by the way, is my selfish reason for supporting independence: I really want a home and an identiy that isn’t tainted with empire…

  39. From the comments it appears that England thinks of and treats Scotland as the last colony of its empire.

  40. Grouse Beater says:

    I’m working on long piece into colonial use of language, the kind we assimilate ever day without realising it.

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