Dinner With The Union




Self-Aggrandisement in Union Sauce

Followed by

Gobbledygook Soup with Crudities

Main Course

Ridicule of Scotland basted in Oil garnished with Thistle in Bloom


Scottish Oats lathered in English Honey

Topped with British Raspberries from Perthshire


 Tunnocks on a Tartan Slate

Served with Best European Wine


Main Theme of Speeches – Sock it to the Jocks

“Servility to British Orthodoxy Marks the Man from the Troublemaker”

Thanks and Prayers from The Very Reverend Gordon Brown (Via Satellite)

National Anthem – Allegience to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II


Donations to the cause much appreciated – under £10,000 list of British tax haven contacts; over £10,000 has the philanthropist nominated to the Cabinet Office for an Honour; anything over £100,000 guarantees a Knighthood.

Please note

The dinner is held in the Caledonian Club, London, about as far away from Scotland as is safe, European venues and Gibraltar being out of bounds. Chauffeur driven limousines from Heathrow, London City, Gatwick, or Kings Cross, extra.

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7 Responses to Dinner With The Union

  1. colin courtney says:

    Good satire.

    Maybe another appropriate toast would be the Devils share of Scotch Whisky tax?

    All the best for 2018



  2. Grouse Beater says:

    I’ll drink to that! 🙂

  3. broadbield says:

    Ye’ll huv had yer tea!!

  4. Marconatrix says:

    An it’s aa true, an he didnae tell the hauf o it 🙂

  5. Marconatrix says:

    Did you add “Just Deserts” to the menu? 😉

  6. Excellent timing for them to celebrate Scotland regaining our independence. They could always rename it the Union without Scotland Dinner!

  7. Grouse Beater says:

    🙂 Here’s planning a better 2018 …

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